Cortex the Killer

If I were as clever as he is, this space would contain something witty, most likely tied contextually to the topic of the blog.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Hips

please less posting while high
Posted by James at 5:17 PM 0 comments

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wonderland.

Next up: short film adaptations of Marmaduke strips, as performed by Michael Wonderlandau.
Posted by James at 4:56 PM 0 comments

Sunday, May 11, 2008

To would-be Thespians everywhere...

Rumors that this post would be hard to kill are belied by it being under siege and clearly marked for death. [presses kill switch]
Posted by James at 4:04 PM 0 comments

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Aren't we just moving our own crap around?

Technically, this is a subprime mortgage seconder.
Posted by James at 6:48 PM 0 comments

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

LSD and UNIX

oh my god man i am having like the weirdest sense of deja vu right now and HOLY SHIT THE COLORS
Posted by James at 1:45 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Beginning. Only the Cunning Will See the End.

DAMMIT FRITOLAY WHY YOU GOT TO BE ALL LIKE "OOH YOU LIKED MYST WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR A SPOOKY MAILING LIST" FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD
Posted by James at 11:14 AM 0 comments

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Four Years in New Zealand

I hear they're going to call the video game "Bilbo Bobble"
Posted by James at 8:46 PM 0 comments
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About this site

Cortex is one of the three moderators of the community weblog MetaFilter. Often, he is compelled to delete various posts from the site; his stated reasons for doing so are often quite humorous, literate or otherwise. Here's a bunch of them, along with links to the crap that inspired them.

My stuff

  • Ask a Dumb Guy
  • Comically Large Things
  • JamesBickers.com

Archive

  • ▼  2009 (1)
    • ▼  February (1)
      • Hips
  • ►  2008 (39)
    • ►  May (3)
      • Wonderland.
      • To would-be Thespians everywhere...
      • Aren't we just moving our own crap around?
    • ►  April (6)
      • LSD and UNIX
      • The Beginning. Only the Cunning Will See the End.
      • Four Years in New Zealand
      • Most Hated Song in the World
      • The Bastardization of Dr. Seuss
      • Uwe Boll responds to online petition
    • ►  March (6)
      • Things get ugly when kids get high....
      • Death comes in the night on little cat feet!
      • Browser Voodoo
      • Seriously, Kansas. C'mon.
      • 3 hour tour, 6 months probation
      • Shouldn't be that interesting.
    • ►  February (24)
      • World Whale Web
      • add n to x
      • In this case--the pen is mightier than the camera....
      • An optical illusion
      • Hillary4U&Me
      • Is it live, or is it memorex?
      • All blue-eyed people have a single common ancestor...
      • A whole heap of skulls
      • $sudo if echo "fs = ntfs" then mke2fs -F -q /RONPA...
      • Let's take this bitch off the chain
      • The Napkin Project
      • Historical Message from Dr. Paul
      • Stuff White People Like
      • Style Wars
      • Barack Obama folded your laundry
      • Of Montreal? Never heard of em.
      • Typewriter Ribbon Tin Collection
      • fame
      • JetBoy JetGirl
      • How Well Do You Know Your World?
      • The lesbian Turkish oil wrestling scene finally gr...
      • Dean Kamen's next project
      • Also, Angus? For serious?
      • Seen it. Also, deeply goddam disturbing to watch.