Cortex the Killer

If I were as clever as he is, this space would contain something witty, most likely tied contextually to the topic of the blog.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Things get ugly when kids get high....

This is a crappy post.
Posted by James at 9:19 PM No comments:

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Death comes in the night on little cat feet!

If Andrew W.K. was deleting this double post he would do it so hard that his own skull would break, and then he'd chug a beer through the hole in his skull and it would be SO AWESOME
Posted by James at 11:00 AM No comments:

Friday, March 14, 2008

Browser Voodoo

I am resizing this post like crazy right now. "HEY MISTER, ARE YOU JAVASCRIPT", they yell at me as I walk down the street, and I say yes. Yes, I am javascript, and I am all kinds of altering your browser experience.
Posted by James at 12:04 PM No comments:

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Seriously, Kansas. C'mon.

*uses crowbar to pry crappy post off of front page*
Posted by James at 8:18 PM No comments:

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

3 hour tour, 6 months probation

Gosh, Skipper, you sure you should be postin' this?
Posted by James at 1:02 PM No comments:

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Shouldn't be that interesting.

This appears to be a mix of double and broken: the colliding chocolate and peanutbutter of FAIL.
Posted by James at 5:01 PM No comments:
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About this site

Cortex is one of the three moderators of the community weblog MetaFilter. Often, he is compelled to delete various posts from the site; his stated reasons for doing so are often quite humorous, literate or otherwise. Here's a bunch of them, along with links to the crap that inspired them.

My stuff

  • Ask a Dumb Guy
  • Comically Large Things
  • JamesBickers.com

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      • Things get ugly when kids get high....
      • Death comes in the night on little cat feet!
      • Browser Voodoo
      • Seriously, Kansas. C'mon.
      • 3 hour tour, 6 months probation
      • Shouldn't be that interesting.
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