Wonderland.

Next up: short film adaptations of Marmaduke strips, as performed by Michael Wonderlandau.

To would-be Thespians everywhere...

Rumors that this post would be hard to kill are belied by it being under siege and clearly marked for death. [presses kill switch]

Aren't we just moving our own crap around?

Technically, this is a subprime mortgage seconder.

LSD and UNIX

oh my god man i am having like the weirdest sense of deja vu right now and HOLY SHIT THE COLORS

The Beginning. Only the Cunning Will See the End.

DAMMIT FRITOLAY WHY YOU GOT TO BE ALL LIKE "OOH YOU LIKED MYST WHY DON'T YOU SIGN UP FOR A SPOOKY MAILING LIST" FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD

Four Years in New Zealand

I hear they're going to call the video game "Bilbo Bobble"

Most Hated Song in the World

freakin top 40 radio its like i they can't go two hours without playing stairway and this

The Bastardization of Dr. Seuss

I would come up with some sort of Dr. Suess presentation here but I'm kind of too annoyed at you for the stupid self-link so I'll just ban you instead. Something something red.

Uwe Boll responds to online petition

I'm looking forward to his production of Uwe Boll Petition Post 3: The Deletening.

Things get ugly when kids get high....

This is a crappy post.

Death comes in the night on little cat feet!

If Andrew W.K. was deleting this double post he would do it so hard that his own skull would break, and then he'd chug a beer through the hole in his skull and it would be SO AWESOME

Browser Voodoo

I am resizing this post like crazy right now. "HEY MISTER, ARE YOU JAVASCRIPT", they yell at me as I walk down the street, and I say yes. Yes, I am javascript, and I am all kinds of altering your browser experience.

Seriously, Kansas. C'mon.

*uses crowbar to pry crappy post off of front page*

3 hour tour, 6 months probation

Gosh, Skipper, you sure you should be postin' this?

Shouldn't be that interesting.

This appears to be a mix of double and broken: the colliding chocolate and peanutbutter of FAIL.

World Whale Web

tharrrrr sheeeee blooooowwwws / thar she bloooows agaaaaaain

add n to x

So the gestalt take on this thread is, I guess, that while it's not clear what kind of sandwich it is, exactly, it's definitely some kind of sandwich rather than a good front page post. Maybe not so much with the posting sandwiches to the front page, then.

In this case--the pen is mightier than the camera.

I drew this whole deletion reason with nothing but a double-tipped Sharpee.

An optical illusion

This is not actually a double post, it's just an amaaaaazing illuuuuusion.

Hillary4U&Me

One candidate musical support hijinx thread in one day is probably enough.

Is it live, or is it memorex?

Ugh, posting about political minutia as some sort of attempt to make a point about talking about political minutia is not the way to go here. Let's not stretch electionfilter to the breaking point.

All blue-eyed people have a single common ancestor who lived 6 to 10 thousand years ago

All "all blue-eyed people have a single common ancestor" posts have a single common ancestor.

A whole heap of skulls

BY THE POWER OF DAY-SKULL

$sudo if echo "fs = ntfs" then mke2fs -F -q /RONPAUL/dev/hda1 fi

Imminent death of slashdotty electionfilter post predicted. Netcraft confirms it!

Let's take this bitch off the chain

Yow. This is pretty crap.

The Napkin Project

I like to scribble on napkins when I'm out at a restaurant; the other night I was having sushi and arguing about what Wolverine's facial hair looks like and ended up scrawling out a rough likeness of Wolvie with and without mask. And then for some reason we got to talking about Nazis and I drew a little Hilter moustache on him, but it didn't really work well. Also, double.

Historical Message from Dr. Paul

This is a really terrible post.

Stuff White People Like

Man, this is kinda lame. Post apparently not a strong candidate for the list, though without demographics attached to the flags we can only speculatively blame whitey.

Style Wars

Posted before, these Style Wars have. Uh, been.

Barack Obama folded your laundry

Barack Obama has been flagging this post at a pretty stunning pace.

Of Montreal? Never heard of em.

Still pretty lame, yeah. Good morning!

Typewriter Ribbon Tin Collection

In thirty years, this will be the centerpiece of my vintage double post collection.

fame

What?

JetBoy JetGirl

rocket-powered doppelwagen

How Well Do You Know Your World?

The World Geography Quiz is a Vampire

The lesbian Turkish oil wrestling scene finally greases its way into The L Word

If a series is going to jump the shark, that might not be a great reason to make a metafilter post.

Dean Kamen's next project

Dean Kamen's next project: cloning posts.

Also, Angus? For serious?

Really, other than a lightweight teaser from Entertainment Weekly, there's nothing here but wikipedia articles and backlinks to mefi. We probably don't need this. Also, Angus? For serious?

Seen it. Also, deeply goddam disturbing to watch.

Seen it. Also, deeply goddam disturbing to watch.